How I Lost My Last Job

I have been meaning to write about this for some time.  Today seemed like as good a day as any other.

My last job I worked housekeeping in a hospital.  Working in housekeeping is bad enough but in a hospital.  Everyday you have to deal with blood and shit.  And I literally mean human blood and human shit.  Technically the housekeeping staff is not supposed to have to deal with human fluids because most of them are not certified to but it happens anyway.  I was actually one of the few people on staff who was biohazard certified.

I spent most of my days at the hospital hauling garbage to the compactor and collecting laundry.  A few times I was assinged to clean up in the ER.  The ER was not too bad.  Half the time there was nothing to do because the place was either mostly quiet or so busy we had to stay out of the way.

Anyway on to the day I lost my job.
It was the fourth of July.  I had just got off work.  The local Ribfest was within walking distance and I was going to meet my parents there.  I was barely fifty feet out of the hospital doors when my cell phone in my pocket rang.  I answered it because it was my supervisor.
She asked me if I knew that I was not supposed to come into work the next day.  Of course I did not know that, why would I not come into work the next day when I was scheduled to work that day?
The reason I was not supposed to come into work the next day was because today was my last day at this job.  This was news to me.  I was being let go but no one remembered to tell me about it until after I had left for the day.

So that is how I lost my last job.

Lain is god

Lain is watching

Lain loves you

I Dreamed of Harry Potter Stars

I had dream about the Harry Potter kids.
Let me be more clear.  I had a dream and Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint were in it.

I dreamed that the three Harry Potter stars were on their way from England to Hollywood for some Harry Potter movie event thing.  But they had a layover in Chicago and would have to spend the night.  For some reason they decided the best place to spend the night was at my house.

So Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint arrive at my place and settle in right away.  Sort of.

Daniel Radcliffe went straight to my room sat at my desk in front of my computer and started playing games.
Emme Watson locked herself in the bathroom and started crying.
Rupert Grint just wandered around the house not talking to anyone.

So that was pretty much it for the rest of the dream.  People tried to get Emma Watson to come out of the bathroom but she just kept crying and told us to go away and stayed locked in there the rest of the night.  Whenever anyone tried to talk to Daniel Radcliffe he just ignored them and kept playing computer games.  If anyone tried to talk to Rupert Grint he said nothing, he just shrugged and went back to wandering around the house and occasionally stopped to look at things and touch my stuff.

This is not the first time I have dreamed about meeting famous people.  This dream was pretty standard for me.  Whenever I dream about famous people I always dream about them doing something wierd.





And remember,
we all live on a yellow submarine.

Behold Morgan Freeman!!!

I am still a long way from being able to use photos as a base for making character models in art programs.
But todays experiment has left me with hope for the future so I decided to share it.
I give you Morgan Freeman.

And remember,
we all live on a yellow submarine.

New Stuff

I think I might try to do some new stuff with this blog.  I have been messing around with the design settings but I am still working out how to make it the way I want.